A little bit of ranting never hurt nobody!

 
:::what i need:::

I got this idea from Joel's blog. Just type your name into Google like so:
"(enter your name here) needs"
My results were, how shall we say...interesting. Here's a round-up:

1. Ralph needs to fill out a claim form.
2. Ralph needs to get a plastic vagina. (hey, I just report them)
3. Ralph needs to apply for a Social Security Number.
4. Ralph needs to qualify by 8/13.
5. Ralph needs the money. (amen)
6. Ralph needs it. (not sure what "it" is, but I'm sure I do)
7. Ralph needs to limit his sodium intake. (no more french fries...darn)
8. Ralph needs equal parts faith, prayer and purity, not easy commodities for a fourteen year-old to come by. (ah to be 14 again...um...er, no...nevermind)
9. RALPH NEEDS YOUR HELP! (a little desperate here)
10. Ralph needs your before he can begin the project.
11. Ralph needs a shrink...(I've been told that before)
12. Ralph needs to get a good fit for your horse and how to own one of Ralph's fine saddles. (um...we'll just let that one be)
13. Ralph needs to get out more in the real world. (what, I'm not in it now?)
14. Ralph needs me. (stalker)
15. Ralph needs to learn golf in two days. (I've played on and off for 15 years and still haven't learned it)
16. Ralph needs to understand the damage he has wrought. (mewhahahahahah!)
17. Ralph needs artichokes ready in 10 minutes. (doesn't everyone?)
18. Ralph needs a good whuppin'. (and how!)
19. RALPH NEEDS A BIGGER WINCH ON HIS MACHINE TO TO KEEP HIM ON THE GROUND! (this has been a constant problem all my life...I never knew it was public!)
20. Ralph needs to sit down and shut up. (and I think that's an appropriate final one there)

Have fun with this.

Peace out, yo.
posted by Stacie @ 12:59 PM